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i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD MICROSOFT YOU ARE THE GOD OF COMMERCIALS

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missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

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paulwelsey:

when ur telling someone something and then someone talks over uimage

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So true😂😂

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yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

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"At many stores, if a price ends in “.97,” it means the item is on clearance."

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donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm the fuck down before somebody gets hurts

donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm the fuck down before somebody gets hurts

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theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

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revering:

typing loads of text and end up deleting them because you suddenly realize how irrelevant your opinion is

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