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beautiful-kisses13:

ben-c:

"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"

But I love Satan!

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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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mirror:

Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

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bitter-and-blonde:

cool sexting tips

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xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

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unclefather:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Pretty Quickly.

Real freaking quick

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

(via joshpeck)

blueexorcist:

All of my boyfriends are trapped inside anime please send help

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

(via humorstop)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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